Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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