My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I understand Curling. That high.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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