apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
