she was so not down for the gang bang
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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