I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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