their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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