i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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