why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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