i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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