real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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