is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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