You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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