forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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