in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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