But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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