Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
