I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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