Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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