So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
