i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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