He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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