God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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