it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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