Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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