My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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