Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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