Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I checked into jail on foursquare
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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