and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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