Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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