Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
please come you make the beer taste better
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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