shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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