My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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