while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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