Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I can't put those talents on a resume
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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