glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
