You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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