We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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