do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Randomize
