actually, I'm a sock model
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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