stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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