the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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