we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So here I am, sexting at work.
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