This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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