im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you guys were way drunker than both of me
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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