She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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