Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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