So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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