like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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