Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
