I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
