You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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