Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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