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Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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