Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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