the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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