trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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