WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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